Plagues

The recent Ebola plague certainly raises concern. Especially the story of Ebola victims coming back to life.

Is this the real Zombie virus?

I set out this weekend to find an isolated place in the mountains my family could escape to....

 ....in order to avoid the apocalypse with flies spreading Ebola.

D&C 29:
18 Wherefore, I the Lord God will send forth flies upon the face of the earth, which shall take hold of the inhabitants thereof, and shall eat their flesh, and shall cause maggots to come in upon them;

 19 And their tongues shall be stayed that they shall not utter against me; and their flesh shall fall from off their bones, and their eyes from their sockets;

But what did I find?.....

Revelation 9:
3. Then out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth, and power was given them, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

 They were everywhere tainting grass.

The locust must have caused the cattle to dry and shrivel up on their feet till they looked like flat metal signs.

The rancher of the flattened cows put a sign up to stop the dead from trespassing.

 Ho do we escape the calamities? Help us Mitt Romney. You're our only hope.